Do you ever reread something you wrote and think: Wow. I actually did that.
Oh, sure, it’s not auh-mazing, but it feels fitting to post the last chapter of Misfortune Cookie on my 53rd birthday. I told myself sharing these stories was what I wanted to do before I die. I know—so dramatic—but we all have that something. This was mine.
Next month, my mom and nephew will visit Thailand, and after that vacation has passed, and I’ve had time to soak it in, I might add an epilogue. We’ll see, because as of now, I’m pleased with the thematic thread that runs through both prologue and last chapter.
When I was 52, I’d say, “I’m a full-deck-of-cards years old,” but apparently 53 is where the magic begins. 53 is the age Brits report peak sexiness. Turning 53 has been on my mind, whereas normally, these things don’t capture my attention.
Except 42, because 42 is the answer to everything.
And obviously—money—shit tons of it.
I’ve got the brains, you’ve got the looks
Let’s make lots of money
You’ve got the brawn, I’ve got the brains
Let’s make lots of... — Pet Shop Boys, Opportunities
Which is why I created a Support page, so I could give you an easy place to send me that sweet, sweet cash. Now, now, don’t click away, let’s not be hasty. I’m not asking. I’m begging. Well, let’s just hope this isn’t your first read from me because I’m not sure if my humor comes through. Ahem.
Anyway…I’m not sure what’s next. I have some ideas, but I haven’t sat with them long enough. Ideas are not the problem. Time is. OH, and MONEY. MONEYYYY!
For now, though, I’m sitting with the strange satisfaction of finishing something that once felt impossible and messy. But alongside that relief is the familiar urge to move on, to know what’s next, and where I go from here.




I like the cover and loved all the writing. The latter will thrive I'm sure in whatever physical/digital form you choose to give it.
I LOVE that cover. Please, yes, and thank you I really want to hold your book in my hands. I still have chapters to read. I'll pay, we'll all pay! We're just old fashioned and want the paper! Hope you're well. Exciting about your visitors. Enjoy your birthday. You're amazing and deserve all the cake, or whatever other goodie you prefer. Happiest!!